my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

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why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr

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if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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let’s play a game called who looks cuter


i just punched myself in the face

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