h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via trust)

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

(via sniffing)

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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(via asian)